why are you asking for more

I don’t want your dick that badly I don’t care how big/thick it is :T

if you’re going to take the time to take shitty pictures of yourself with your camera phone in the mirror

either

1) get your face in the fucking shot

or

2) don’t be wearing like three shirts so I can actually get an idea of what you look like

when you put up a craigslist posting for you and your girlfriend and in the process you have a guy who says that men aren’t loved enough.

Excuse me sir you are responding to an add that involves a couple that is comprised of a larger woman and a transman

you can shove it right up your ass

along with the guy who started his email with “hello ladies”

fuck everything

I feel the manliest

I have a con coming up

I have no money after rent and utilities

Con is running me to the tune of $400

I get paid a week AFTER con

a diet is NOT starving yourself.

you are NOT “like a man with tits” the way you look now.

being a 19 or less on the BMI will NOT make you feel better about yourself.

you are full of so much bullshit!

a-and then they’re all like “UGH I CAN’T STAND THIS HEADCANON/WHEN PEOPLE PLAY THIS ASPECT INTO A CHARACTER!”

and you’re like

“oh

I do that.”

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Ewennnnn

Iloveyouyouareaperfectandbeautifulman @_@

If you’ve got pesterchum

you should pester me

homoErotica

for a goddamn au fanfic.

Homostuck why are you so goddamn complicated your romantic compunctions are like real fucking middle school and whatever.